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Funny Matthew Perry J Quotes & Sayings
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.
Matthew Perry
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After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.
Matthew Perry
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After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.
Matthew Perry
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If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.
Matthew Perry
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I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.
Matthew Perry
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If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.
Matthew Perry
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As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.
Matthew Perry
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Everything is just falling into place for me right now. I just turned 30, which I thought I was going to be bummed about, but I'm not.
Matthew Perry
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I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.
Matthew Perry
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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
Matthew Perry
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I learned to fall down early in life...I was like six because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.
Matthew Perry
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I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on Friends or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.
Matthew Perry
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The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.
Matthew Perry
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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.
Matthew Perry
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There's no talk about me stopping acting, I've been offered opportunities to direct things in the past, but simply didn't know how. Now I know how, so I want to do both.
Matthew Perry
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Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.
Matthew Perry
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I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy your album.
Matthew Perry
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The funniest thing is when somebody says Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.
Matthew Perry
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I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.
Matthew Perry
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