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Funny Mature Fa Quotes & Sayings
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The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Rita Rudner
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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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People want to see a movie that casts a mature woman across from a mature man.
Karen Allen
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When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure this itch. When years described me as mature, the remedy prescribed was middle age. In middle age I was assured that greater age would calm my fever and now that I am fifty-eight perhaps senility will do the job. Nothing has worked. In other words, I don't improve, in further words, once a bum always a bum. I fear the disease is incurable.
John Steinbeck
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Men are like...Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
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Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.
Dana Hill
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To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.
Henri Bergson
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There are some questions that shouldn't be asked until a person is mature enough to appreciate the answers.
Anne Bishop
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To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.
Henri Bergson
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To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.
Henri Bergson
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Not that being so mature is a bad thing, but there are times to be mature and there are times to be loose.
David Gallagher
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I'm very mature for my age, but I'm also innocent in a lot of ways.
Kirsten Dunst
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I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.
Lindsay Lohan
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It is not the young people that degenerate; they are not spoiled till those of mature age are already sunk into corruption.
Charles De Montesquieu
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I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had no young friends. I wish I could go back to those days. If I could only live it all again, how I would play and enjoy other girls. What a fool I was.
Maria Callas
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmas time. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
PJ O'Rourke
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Its funny how I get along better with her sister, who's a lot younger than her and in my opinion a lot more mature.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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