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Funny Mechanical Engineer Quotes & Sayings
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As you may know, I am a mechanical engineer.
Bill Nye
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
Unknown
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Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
Robert Paul
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I conceived of an instrument that would create sound without using any mechanical energy, like the conductor of an orchestra. The orchestra plays mechanically, using mechanical energy; the conductor just moves his hands, and his movements have an effect on the music artistry.
Leon Theremin
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I would say the most help I got was from my dad. My dad is a civil engineer in Switzerland; he's 90 years old now, so he's no longer active as a civil engineer, but still a very active person.
Claude Nicollier
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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Oscar Wilde
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The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it grants to our sense of smell by the ferocity with which it assails our sense of hearing.
Havelock Ellis
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A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible
Freeman Dyson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Time is of the essence when you're an engineer.
Unknown
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So here we have pi squared, which an engineer would call 10.
Frank King
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You're a mechanical bride.
Pierce The Veil
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The writer is the engineer of the human soul.
Joseph Stalin
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I just write mechanical things.
Barry Zito
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There's not a school that teaches you how to mix well. Either you're born with it, or you're not. We engineer our own stuff.
9th Wonder
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The engineer has been, and is, a maker of history
James Kip Finch
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I am an engineer, but what I find important and necessary is that you just learn things as you go along.
Terrence Howard
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If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control.
Carl Olson
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Come to think of it, the way I play is like a drum machine- very mechanical.
Ikue Mori
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