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Funny Mechanical Engineering Quotes & Sayings
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The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
Thomas Koenig
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Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
Arthur Mellen Wellington
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My grandfather on my mother's side was a professor of mechanical engineering at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology; my other grandfather was a lawyer, and one time Speaker of the Tennessee House of Representatives.
Kenneth G Wilson
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The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
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Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer.
Jamie Zawinski
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Piecemeal social engineering resembles physical engineering in regarding the ends as beyond the province of technology.
Karl Popper
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You see, my ambition was not to confound the engineering world but simply to create a beautiful piece of art.
Kit Williams
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There is no one area of chemical engineering that specifically helped me in my career as an astronaut, it was more the general education in engineering. Also, it was a very difficult and rigorous course. So, it made me strong and resourceful.
Leroy Chiao
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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From here, it becomes an engineering problem; the engineer considers the ground motion that will occur and evaluates the requirements of the proposed structure in the light of the local foundation conditions.
Charles Francis Richter
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An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
Unknown
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One man's magic is another man's engineering. Supernatural is a null word.
Robert A Heinlein
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A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data.
Phillip Johnson-Laird
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I conceived of an instrument that would create sound without using any mechanical energy, like the conductor of an orchestra. The orchestra plays mechanically, using mechanical energy; the conductor just moves his hands, and his movements have an effect on the music artistry.
Leon Theremin
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I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
Sir Horace Lamb
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The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it grants to our sense of smell by the ferocity with which it assails our sense of hearing.
Havelock Ellis
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Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.
John Prebble
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Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no government subsidised commission of engineers and physicists could create a worm.
Joseph Wood Krutch
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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Oscar Wilde
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Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.
William Blake
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