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Funny Meeting New Quotes & Sayings
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Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting.
William Goldman
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Let's have the same meeting multiple times...
Unknown
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I was surprised to see the meeting was of Communists and the whole meeting was along Communist lines.
Edward Dmytryk
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On Friday I was in Washington for a meeting with Administration officials. In the course of that meeting, they requested that I 'step aside' as CEO of GM, and so I have.
Rick Wagoner
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So much the worse, it may be, for a particular meeting: but the meeting is the individual, which on evolution principles, must be sacrificed for the development of the race.
Arthur Cayley
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".
Richard Simmons
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I woke up find a rather noisy multi-lingual meeting going on. This was great as everyone could participate and even though everything had to be translated into about four different languages it never became boring. After a while the meeting broke up and everyone went for food.
John Blair
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he chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.
Unknown
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I actually thought that it would be a little confusing during the same period of your life to be in one meeting when you're trying to make money, and then go to another meeting where you're giving it away.
Bill Gates
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I'm not scared of never meeting you. I'm scared of having met you, and let you go.
Iain Thomas
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I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.'
Unknown
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore
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It's amazing meeting someone who grew up in LA. It's like meeting someone from a mining town when you know nothing about mining.
David Morrissey
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Imagine - four years you could have spent travelling around Europe meeting people, or going to the Far East of Africa or India, meeting people, exchanging ideas, reading all you wanted to anyway, and instead I wasted it at Roosevelt.
Shel Silverstein
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting them.
Phyllis Bottome
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There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting them.
Phyllis Bottome
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