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Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
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Suggest Revision: Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
 
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Suggest Revision: There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.
 
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Suggest Revision: Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
 
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Suggest Revision: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
 
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Suggest Revision: A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
 
When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
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Suggest Revision: When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
 
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Suggest Revision: Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
 
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Suggest Revision: Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
 
Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.
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Suggest Revision: Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.
 
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