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Funny Menopause Not Free Quotes & Sayings
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Women know when they've got the menopause but men don't quite know. They know it afterwards.
Omar Sharif
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I am a Canadian, free to speak without fear, free to worship in my own way, free to stand for what I think right, free to oppose what I believe wrong, or free to choose those who shall govern my country. This heritage of freedom I pledge to uphold for myself and all mankind.
John Diefenbaker
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Yeah, and Im the spitter who defys the laws, bringing the heat Im unexpected like some menopause.
Sammy Adams
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I certainly hope I'm not still answering child-star questions by the time I reach menopause.
Christina Ricci
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Rock and menopause do not mix. It is not good, it sucks and every day I fight it to the death, or, at the very least, not let it take me over.
Stevie Nicks
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Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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I use the free Wi-Fi at Starbucks to complain to Starbucks about how slow their free Wi-Fi is.
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MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdons...notice how all women's problems begin with men?!?!
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God created things which had free will. That means creatures which can go either wrong or right. Some people think they can imagine a creature which was free but had no possibility of going wrong; I cannot. If a thing is free to be good it is also free to be bad. And free will is what has made evil possible. Why, then, did God give them free will? Because free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having.
CS Lewis
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A free people, free to believe as we wish, free to speak our minds, free to raise our children as we see fit, will, make no mistake about it, endure.
Nick Rahall
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You're free to be free, just break the shackles and run loose.
Jeremy Limn
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I did many interviews, and went out and talked to many people and went to rallies. It was the same thing with menopause. I traveled around the country on talk shows and talking to women about.
Cybill Shepherd
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Just because we are free to do what we wants does not mean we will ever be self-assured. Having the power to determine action without restraint does not mean we are free to do anything we want; it means we are free to do what we should, given the situation. Living in the present is as beautiful as it gets!
Kemmy Nola
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Let me be a free man - free to travel, free to stop, free to work.
Chief Joseph
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It's okay to talk about birth, okay - then menstruation. I first started my advocacy for women's health in the field of reproductive freedom, and the next stage would be bringing menopause out of the closet.
Cybill Shepherd
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Democracy is the menopause of Western society, the Grand Climacteric of the body social. Fascism is its middle-aged lust.
Jean Baudrillard
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Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Charlotte York
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What's freedom without free land, What's life without free will. What is a body without a soul.
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Your happiness doesn't come free, but you need to be free to be happy.
Nokwethemba Nkosi
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