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Funny Messed Upuming Quotes & Sayings
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What was most important to me at the Olympics was going out there and performing my best. When I messed up the first jump combination, which was my big move, it hit me that I messed up the program of my life.
Debi Thomas
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Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
Bam Margera
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You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.
Louie Anderson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.
Afroman
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It messed me up, need a second to breathe.
Adam Lambert
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Sometimes it just seems like I messed it all up by loving you so much.
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.
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Vision messed up cause I'm drinking the lean
Juicy J
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I'm not one to be messed with. I can be bad when it needs to happen.
Sarah Shahi
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Any time anything good happens to me I'm always paranoid that it's gonna get messed up because nothing ever goes my way.
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch Hedberg
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bi...es be messed up for life after being hurt too many times.
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Omg that just pissed me off when I thought that we were going to have a good day but now its all messed up, but whatever!
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Cant be too nice, you'll get messed over. Cant be too mean, wont nobody mess with you. Find a balance.
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I'm not a dark person or anything, but it would be a challenge to be someone who's messed up in the head.
Elijah Wood
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In Hollywood, there is no such thing as being a nice girl. Or being, you know, not messed up.
Hayden Panettiere
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At the beginning, it was me, Run and D, but D's voice is messed up.
Jam Master Jay
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I've messed myself up more playing music than when I played football.
Zakk Wylde
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Yo. Lil girls in the city. Dress up pretty. Go out and get messed up and shitty.
Shwayze
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