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Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space.
Orson Scott Card
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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Jack Nicholson
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Key metaphors help determine what and how we perceive and how we think about our perceptions.
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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A whole generation of writers dined out on the dialectic between original cultures and their culture by progress. They became traveling salesmen of metaphors.
Anatole Broyard
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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who cannot, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live.
Peter Cochrane
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Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say, love begins at the point when a woman enters her first word into our poetic memory.
Milan Kundera
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.
Vikrant Parsai
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Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured.
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Women are like a computer virus... they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer your money, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile and hang your life!
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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We are such materialists that all our metaphors are going to be material.
J T Walsh
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Metaphors are much more tenacious than facts.
Paul De Man
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Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.
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Language is memory and metaphor.
Storm Jameson
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