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 William D Tammeus quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age.
 
 Claire Danes quotes 
Suggest Revision: You know, let a few years go by until I hit my midlife crisis. Then that can be documented on film.
 
 U2 quotes 
Suggest Revision: I lost it all to you and your vices, still I'm staying on to figure out my midlife crisis.
 
 Freddie Prinze Jr quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'm having a midlife crisis. The gray hairs are not passing. But I am trying to age with dignity.
 
 Ellen DeGeneres quotes 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
 Henry A Kissinger quotes 
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Suggest Revision: There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
 
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