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Funny Midlife Crisis Quotes & Sayings
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Your crisis isn't my priority. Lack of proper planning on your part isn't my problem.
William E Lewis Jr
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The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word 'crisis.' One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger - but recognize the opportunity
Richard M Nixon
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I think it's only in a crisis that Americans see other people. It has to be an American crisis, of course. If two countries fight that do not supply the Americans with some precious commodity, then the education of the public does not take place. But when the dictator falls, when the oil is threatened, then you turn on the television and they tell you where the country is, what the language is, how to pronounce the names of the leaders, what the religion is all about, and maybe you can cut out recipes in the newspaper of Persian dishes.
Don Delillo
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It's really true in this country that more and more Americans think that underneath the economic crisis there's a values crisis, and we won't get to an economic recovery without a moral recovery as well. So a citizen's movement about values and economics I'm finding all over the country on main street, and Wall Street needs to pay attention to that.
Jim Wallace
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Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Every little thing counts in a crisis.
Jawaharlal Nehru
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Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.
Eric Hoffer
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Fashion is never in crisis because clothes are always necessary.
Achille Maramotti
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I do not believe that the Social Security system is in crisis.
Jim Walsh
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What we know about the global financial crisis is that we don't know very much.
Paul Samuelson
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The longer it takes you to see a crisis for what it truly is, the disproportionately worse it's likely to get.
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There can't be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A Kissinger
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In a crisis, don't hide behind anything or anybody. They're going to find you anyway.
Paul Bryant
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Our theology is still in a time of crisis, and I think this will last for some years more.
Godfried Danneels
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Nobody but radicals have ever accomplished anything in a great crisis.
James A Garfield
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You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.
Rahm Emanuel
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Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is already full.
Henry A Kissinger
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