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Funny Mini Heart Attack Quotes & Sayings
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That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving.
Unknown
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That mini heart attack you get when someone says, 'Oh, I heard something about you!'
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That mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person.
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That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there.
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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Demetri Martin
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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley
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I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart attack.
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Congratulations on running a marathon without having to stop for a heart attack.
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Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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If we had a terrorist attack, the way the people respond is going to determine whether that attack is just a tragedy or whether that attack becomes an all-out disaster.
Patrick J Kennedy
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.
George S Patton
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I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny.
Dave Rowntree
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I did a movie called American Gun, which should be opening in the next few weeks. It's produced by Forest Whitaker and it's about the proliferation of guns in America with a bunch of specific stories that play in towns around the country. I also did a movie called Mini's First Time with Alec Baldwin that Kevin Spacey produced. I played Mini and that's opening July 14th in New York and LA.
Nikki Reed
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I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote it in air, it was blown away. I wrote it on my heart and I got a heart attack.
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An attack on one is an attack on all.
Lord Robertson
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I will never have a heart attack. I give them.
George Steinbrenner
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Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.
Dick Cheney
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack. -Vincent
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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