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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!

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When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!

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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.	799 up, 158 down

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

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The phrase "working mother " is redundant.

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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

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