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Suggest Revision: Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
 
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Suggest Revision: I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
 
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Suggest Revision: My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
 
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Suggest Revision: I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
 
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Suggest Revision: When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
 
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Suggest Revision: I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
 
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