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07kyle07
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Suggest Revision: Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
 
james_johnson
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Suggest Revision: I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
 
07kyle07
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Suggest Revision: I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: If Monday was a person it would be a ginger.
 
seandixon
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Suggest Revision: Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: Monday must be a man it comes too quickly.
 
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Suggest Revision: I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
 
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Suggest Revision: Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
 
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Suggest Revision: On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.
 
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