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Funny Monday Morning Quotes & Sayings
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
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Morning texts, I like that shit.
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
Colin Powell
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
Melchor Lim
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Dont hate mondays, they stand for new beginnings.
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Oh my God, I'm gonna do a man crush Monday of the same guy every Monday. It's like no one will ever see it coming!
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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Monday is a fresh start. It's never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.
Unknown
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
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Laid off last Monday. Starting a new job next Monday! Whirlwind...
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
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Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you've realize you overslept.
Hussein Nishah
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
Jarod Kintz
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If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
Alex Agase
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Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday?
Unknown
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They should make Mondays illegal.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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