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Funny Monday Morning Wake Upng Quotes & Sayings
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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f you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code
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I hate Monday because Monday hates me.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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I'm having the worst Monday since last Monday.
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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It seems to me madness to wake up in the morning and do something other than paint, considering that one may not wake up the following morning.
Frank Auerbach
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Some wake up and say 'Dear Lord, Good Morning'. Others wake up and say 'Dear Lord, It Is Morning...'
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Sunday morning is like Monday morning except with better coffee and less bullshit.
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Everyday Is Not A Promise For Anybody. When You Sleep May The Next Day Would Not Wake Up. Tonight Might Be Your Last Night.If You Wake Up the Next Morning Just Thank Good For Another Day. You See He didn't Have To Wake You Up. But he did.
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I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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You're one of the few people I don't mind very briefly communicating with on a Monday.
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