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Funny Monday Status Quotes & Sayings
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.
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If days of the week were s.. acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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f you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code
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I hate Monday because Monday hates me.
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...
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Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday?
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I'm having the worst Monday since last Monday.
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I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
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You're one of the few people I don't mind very briefly communicating with on a Monday.
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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
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It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!
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Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.
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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
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The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday.
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