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Funny Monday Work Day Quotes & Sayings
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I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday.
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I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
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The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday.
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Monday makes me angrier than Chris Brown is every moment of every day.
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Tuesday means we're a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.
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I can't wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work.
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Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday.
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f you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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I hate Monday because Monday hates me.
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
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You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that if I'm going to work every single day, I don't think you should have to hug people hello every single day when you come to work. I saw you Monday!
Mindy Kaling
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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I'm having the worst Monday since last Monday.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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