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Suggest Revision: When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
 
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Suggest Revision: A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
 
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Suggest Revision: Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.
 
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Suggest Revision: I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
 
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Suggest Revision: Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.
 
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