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Funny Monkeys Quotes & Sayings
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More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?
Tom Shales
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Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that.
Wangari Maathai
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Cats and monkeys, monkeys and cats - all human life is there
Henry James
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Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
Henry James
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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Adam doesn't need a partner, the guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander.
Jimmy Kimmel
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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No one is out to get you. It's just that... people are monkeys.
Stan Brakhage
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I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!
Madea
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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
James Goldsmith
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Monkeys stand for honesty.
Simon And Garfunkel
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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
James Goldsmith
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When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.
Alvah Bessie
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Dont make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
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Someday men will walk on Mars, but we will still be monkeys.
Talking Heads
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Man, sometimes just picture the crowd as monkeys in there underpants.
Kings Of Leon
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You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.
Bill O Reilly
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You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.
Bill O'Reilly
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Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.
Dorothy Salisbury Davis
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Uhhh...the sea monkeys have my money...yes, I'm a natural blue... -Dory
Finding Nemo
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