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Suggest Revision: I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
 
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Suggest Revision: I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
 
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Suggest Revision: I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
 
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Suggest Revision: I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
 
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