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Suggest Revision: God's last name is not Dammit.
 
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Suggest Revision: One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world
 
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Suggest Revision: The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead
 
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Suggest Revision: Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back
 
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Suggest Revision: A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
 
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Suggest Revision: A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
 
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Suggest Revision: A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
 
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Suggest Revision: A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
 
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Suggest Revision: A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
 
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Suggest Revision: A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
 
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