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Suggest Revision: I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
 
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Suggest Revision: Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
 
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Suggest Revision: Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
 
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Suggest Revision: In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
 
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Suggest Revision: I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
 
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Suggest Revision: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me,
 
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Suggest Revision: The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say,
 
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Suggest Revision: Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
 
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