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Funny Morning Greetingsty Job Quotes & Sayings
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
Colin Powell
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Morning texts, I like that shit.
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
Melchor Lim
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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