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Funny Moses Quotes & Sayings
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Wherefore the people did chide with Moses, and said, Give us water that we may drink. And Moses said unto them, Why chide ye with me? wherefore do ye tempt the LORD? / And the people thirsted there for water; and the people murmured against Moses, and said, Wherefore is this that thou hast brought us up out of Egypt, to kill us and our children and our cattle with thirst? / And Moses cried unto the LORD, saying, What shall I do unto this people? they be almost ready to stone me.
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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
Joan Rivers
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Moses stood on the Red Sea shore. Smotin' that water with a two-by-four. If I could I surely would. Stand on the rock where Moses stood.
Lead Belly
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I chose to be Mrs. Johnny Cash in my life. I decided I'd allow him to be Moses and I'd be Moses' brother Aaron, picking his arms up and padding along behind him.
June Carter Cash
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I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
Ronald Reagan
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And if ye have erred, and not observed all these commandments, which the LORD hath spoken unto Moses, Even all that the LORD hath commanded you by the hand of Moses, from the day that the LORD commanded Moses, and henceforward among your generations; Then it shall be, if ought be committed by ignorance without the knowledge of the congregation, that all the congregation shall offer one young bullock for a burnt offering, for a sweet savour unto the LORD, with his meat offering, and his drink offering, according to the manner, and one kid of the goats for a sin offering.
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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
Golda Meir
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'll always be Number 1 to myself.
Moses Malone
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I am, therefore there is a God.
Moses Mendelssohn
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I was always more of an academic than a jock.
Grandma Moses
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I always got my work done before playing.
Edwin Moses
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I overcame size with mechanics.
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I have read your book and much like it.
Moses Hadas
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I have read your book and much like it.
Moses Hadas
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I used biomechanics to save time when I was competing.
Grandma Moses
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My father was an all-American football player.
Grandma Moses
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Stretching was a major part of my preparation.
Grandma Moses
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Lots of people let it go by and never accomplish what they want. I just wanted to see what I could do.
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In particular, I studied German and Russian biomechanics.
Grandma Moses
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