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Funny Mother To Son Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Mother To Son" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....
Jack Nicholson
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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a "son-of-a-bi...."
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You can't teach a son to be loyal if the father is not loyal. The same applies with the mother and her daughter.
Mercy Pheona
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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'Dad, how does it feel having the best son in the world?' I don't know, ask your grandfather...
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You think about child abuse and you think of a father viciously attacking a daughter or a son, but in my family it was my mother. My mother, I would say, was a... very brutal disciplinarian.
Lynn Johnston
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When I played Leonardo DiCaprio's mother, they liked that Leo had very hooded eyes and a rounded nose with a ball. They said, They look like they could be mother and son.
Ellen Barkin
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A man will treat his girlfriend how he treats his mother so a mother should teach their son how to treat a woman...you are his 1st teacher.
Unknown
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Having a great mother in law that you get along with and you KNOW she likes you will motivate you to never let her son go
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You think about child abuse and you think of a father viciously attacking a daughter or a son, but in my family it was my mother. My mother, I would say, was a...very brutal disciplinarian.
Lynn Johnston
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For a mother the project of raising a boy is the most fulfilling project she can hope for. She can watch him, as a child, play the games she was not allowed to play; she can invest in him her ideas, aspirations, ambitions, and values -- or whatever she has left of them; she can watch her son, who came from her flesh and whose life was sustained by her work and devotion, embody her in the world. So while the project of raising a boy is fraught with ambivalence and leads inevitably to bitterness, it is the only project that allows a woman to be -- to be through her son, to live through her son.
Andrea Dworkin
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O Virgin Immaculate, Mother of God and my Mother, from your sublime heights turn your eyes of pity on me. Filled with confidence in your goodness and knowing full well your power, I beg you to extend to me your assistance in the journey of life, which is so full of dangers for my soul. In order that I may never be a slave of the devil through sin, but may ever live with my heart humble and pure, I entrust myself wholly to you. I consecrate my heart to you forever, my only desire being to love your divine Son, Jesus. Mary, none of your devout servants has ever perished; may I, too, be saved. Amen. -O Virgin Immaculate, Mother of God and My Mother
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I am a mother and wife outside of my acting. So a day as Stacey dash is the same as the next wife/mother. I spend time with my son and daughter as well as my husband. I just enjoy spending time with them. I mean ,we grocery shop,I take my daughter to dance class, I do what every devoted mother/wife does
Stacey Dash
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I am truly my mother's son.
David Geffen
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
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India was the mother of our race and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages. She was the mother of our philosophy, mother through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics, mother through Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity, mother through village communities of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.
Will Durant
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A good friend of my son's is a son to me.
Lois McMaster Bujold
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If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the most demanding coach your son can play for.
Bobby Knight
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Whoever teaches his son teaches not alone his son but also his son's son, and so on to the end of generations
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When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her.
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