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Funny Msgs To Impress A G Quotes & Sayings
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We do not recruit. We can only impress.
Marga Gomez
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Why do you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn't worth the time and effort.
Henry Rollins
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I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.
Unknown
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I can give you the King's English and then I can take it to the street, but do both or do one and don't do one knowing only the street. That's going to hold you back because what comes out is going to impress people, and it will impress them negatively.
Angela Bassett
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I'm in love with the city. You can impress an Australian with a city, but you can't impress them with a beach.
Rose Byrne
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Always put your best foot forward. Not to impress others, but to impress and respect yourself.
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.
Dale Carnegie
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You want to impress me? Be there when I need you the most.
Unknown
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When guys think girls do anything and everything to impress them? Ha, think again!
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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If you don't know something, admit it. But, try to impress them with what you do know.
Bob Weinstein
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Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress.
Richard Branson
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Credentials don't impress me...Honest hearts do.
Unknown
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His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
J K Rowling
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Please dont waste your time trying to impress someone who doesnt deserve you.
Unknown
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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W C Fields
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