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Funny Mum Bi Quotes & Sayings
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I trust my mum with anything. If I have a problem, my mum is always the first person I go to.
Richard Fleeshman
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Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
Kelly Osbourne
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Dad is my best mate and I can tell Mum absolutely anything. I really appreciate Mum and Dad. Why are we so close? Young parents, I think. The rock business keeps their minds young.
Kim Wilde
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People have lots of misconceptions about me. My mum, who is half French and half Spanish, gets outraged when I'm called quintessentially English. I owe my looks to my mum-which was 90 percent of getting my first job. And, some people would argue, 90 percent of my entire career.
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I've wanted to be a drummer since I was about five years old. I used to play on a bath salt container with wires on the bottom, and on a round coffee tin with a loose wire fixed to it to give a snare drum effect. Plus there were always my Mum's pots and pans. When I was ten, my Mum bought me a snare drum. My Dad bought me my first full drum kit when I was 15. It was almost prehistoric. Most of it was rust.
John Bonham
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I know exactly where I've come from, I know exactly who my mum and dad are.
Christopher Eccleston
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I wanted above all else not to be like my mum.
Julie Walters
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Mum's the word.
George Colman
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My hero's are my mum and E.E. cu.mings.
Aubrey ODay
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My mum reads every script before I go for it.
Chloe Moretz
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My mum actually gave up work to look after my child, which is so touching.
Jamelia
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My Mum brought me up to believe that if you look after the pennies then the pounds look after themselves, and I could never do it.
Damien Hirst
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The only ones I trust really are my Mum and Dad and those who are closest to me.
Katie Price
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I want to thank my mum, my daddy, my coach, my teacher, everybody in my life.
Jet Li
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I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.
Kelly Osbourne
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I couldn't live without my music, man. Or me mum.
Robbie Williams
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Obviously Victoria and Mel B have become mothers and there is a part of me that wants to be a mum.
Geri Halliwell
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Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
Kelly Osbourne
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