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Funny Mumone Has Died Quotes & Sayings
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I've died so many times. I'm 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was by knife, or electrocution or drowning or being thrown off a building or whatever it might have been. I've died a lot of times!
Jonathan Banks
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The king died and then the queen died is a story. The king died, and then queen died of grief is a plot.
E M Forster
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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Sorry Bin Laden died in a mansion and you still have roommates.
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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Then you should have died! Died, rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!
Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Then you should have died! Died, rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!
Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Then you should have died! Died, rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!
Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Has there ever been a society which has died of dissent? Several have died of conformity in our lifetime.
Jacob Bronowski
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I would have died! I would have died rather than betray my friends, as we would have done for you!
Sirius Black
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You should have died! Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!
Sirius Black
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Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.
Unknown
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My father died. It is still a deep regret to me this day that in choosing acting as my career I was forced to hurt him. He died too early to see I had done the right, the only thing.
Conrad Veidt
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I saw why people died and how they died. I saw g..shot wounds and liver failure. It was a good learning experience, so I came regularly on weekends and holidays.
Michael Baden
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Its a war going on outside we aint safe from. I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq 509 died in Chicago.
Kanye West
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I confidently affirm that the greater part of those who are supposed to have died of gout, have died of the medicine rather than the disease - a statement in which I am supported by observation.
Thomas Sydenham
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Three thousand people died at ground zero. Their families are entitled to a little bit of respect, to respect the memory of those poor people that died there. And how about the families of all those soldiers that died in the two ensuing wars? Aren't they entitled to a little bit of respect - the kids, the wives, the parents?
Carl Paladino
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
Will Ferrell
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