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 Sir Edward Appleton quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand.
  
 Ed Gardner quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.
  
 Isaac Stern quotes 
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Suggest Revision: There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
  
 Robyn Hitchcock quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.
  
 Elvis Presley quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
  
 Mark Twain quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
  
 Kin Hubbard quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
  
 John Cusack quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music?
  
 Bob Newhart quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'
  
 Johann Sebastian Bach quotes 
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Suggest Revision: It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.
  
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