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Funny My Momma Told Quotes & Sayings
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So just remember what cha momma told you. Before she sent you on your way She told never ever be to clever To not see your own mistakes
Melissa Morgan
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I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money.
Joe Louis
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Momma always told me, boy count yo' blessings.
Trinidad James
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I told my Momma grab you any kind of car. Girl cause you my shining star, I love you everywhere you are.
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The way you talk to me but still I say I love you. Im ashamed you can see it in my eyes. Momma always told me to respect the woman but what am I to do when her parents do not try.
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Momma, will the tears ever dry? I ask this as I wipe my eyes. I'm told in time. But I don't think so. I wasn't ready to let you go.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I should have listened when my Momma told me that, If you play now you gonna suffer later, Figured she was talking yang-yang so I paid her, No attention and kept missing the point, she tried to poke me with, The doper that I get the mo Im feeling broke as shit.
Outkast
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Someone told me to give my ex directions but I told them that DOGS can always find there way home.
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If I told you I missed you, would you care? If I told you I couldn't live without you, would you be there? If I told you I could be your everything, would you give me a chance? If I told you I could make you happy, would you give me the perfect romance? If I told you you're the only one I think about, would you keep track? If I told you I loved you...would you love me back?
Hannah Bennett
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, Im drinking so that youre more fun to be around.
Chelsea Handler
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I told Detroit I'mma fu..in' get it. I told my brother we'll be fu..in' winning. Ye told me I'm the man for the job. So I told my mom, call her's up and tell 'em that she quitting.
Big Sean
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My parents were really strict when I was growing up. When we all went to the theatre to see the first Scary Movie I warned my momma when I told her to get up and go and buy popcorn, she had to go and buy popcorn. But I'd like to think that I'd broken my parents in early. At least because I could have been part of a raunchier movie so that when I go on to play a crack whor.. that's naked all the time my parents won't be so upset.
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I told my secrets, you told your lies, I told you your my bestfriend, your heart told me to die.
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I was a schooled musician. When I made 'Blue Velvet', I told everyone what to do. I was an arranger. I learned music in school I told the band to play this. I told the guitar to do that.
Bobby Vinton
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