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Funny Netflix Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Netflix" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
Hussein Nishah
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They say money can't buy happiness but you can buy pizza, cake, candy and Netflix, so they're lying.
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Who needs friends when you have Netflix?
Unknown
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Who needs a boyfriend when you have Netflix?
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Our brand at Netflix is really focused on movies and TV shows.
Reed Hastings
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There is a revolution happening, and within two years I think that Wi-Fi and Netflix will be built into all the televisions.
Reed Hastings
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Im the type of girl who would rather cuddle up in bed and watch movies on Netflix rather than be taken to a movie.
Unknown
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My quality of life would improve 2384% if everyone in my house would stop trying to use the Internet while I'm trying to watch Netflix.
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It is clear that for many of our members two websites would make things more difficult, so we are going to keep Netflix as one place to go for streaming and DVDs.
Reed Hastings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size of one human hair.
Reed Hastings
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Say you aint the one, but Im rocking with you still. Aint about the s.., girl we could Netflix, we could chill.
Kodak Black
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Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?
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We have a very wide range of content, but the brand-newest movies, what's happening with those is a $30 pay-per-view option - not from Netflix but from DirecTV and others of movies that are in the theater.
Reed Hastings
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I founded Netflix. I've built it steadily over 12 years now, first with DVD becoming profitable in 2002, a head-to-head ferocious battle with Blockbuster and evolving the company toward streaming.
Reed Hastings
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At Netflix, we think you have to build a sense of responsibility where people care about the enterprise. Hard work, like long hours at the office, doesn't matter as much to us. We care about great work.
Reed Hastings
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Comparing Apple to Netflix is like comparing apples to oranges, especially if the oranges made so many mistakes that people stopped eating oranges and just went back to Blockbuster.
Reed Hastings
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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