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Funny Newborn Son Quotes & Sayings
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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'Dad, how does it feel having the best son in the world?' I don't know, ask your grandfather...
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A good friend of my son's is a son to me.
Lois McMaster Bujold
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If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the most demanding coach your son can play for.
Bobby Knight
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Whoever teaches his son teaches not alone his son but also his son's son, and so on to the end of generations
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Hark the herald angels sing 'Glory to the newborn King! Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled' Joyful, all ye nations rise Join the triumph of the skies With the angelic host proclaim: 'Christ is born in Bethlehem' Hark! The herald angels sing 'Glory to the newborn King!'
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Damn Son, you bleedin Son, bad Son.
Raekwon
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I will always need my Son, no matter what age I am. My son has made me laugh, made me proud, made me cry, seen me cry, hugged me tight, seen me fail, cheered me up, kept me on my toes, and at times driven me crazy, But my Son is a promise that I will have a friend FOREVER!
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Until you have a son of your own... you will never know the joy, the love beyond feeling that resonates in the heart of a father as he looks upon his son.
Kent Nerburn
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Ethiopia didn't just blow my mind; it opened my mind. Anyway, on our last day at this orphanage a man handed me his baby and said, 'Would you take my son with you?' He knew, in Ireland, that his son would live, and that in Ethiopia, his son would die.
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When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
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I made a funny son and youre not laughin.
Foghorn Leghorn
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I'd say you can get away with anything right about now, with a newborn in the house.
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"Username or Password incorrect." TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A bi...
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Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution.
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All newborn babies are ugly.
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I think of escape, be like a newborn and leave everything behind.
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I am a newborn cuddled in my swaddle. That is all...
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My Lord, your son has suffered so much, shed so much blood. I was born with so many faults and my nature is so full of weakness, and yet your son Jesus has died on the cross. For me. I know your grace has the power to cleanse me of my many sins and to make me more like your Son. Thank you for your goodness and love for me. I ask you, Father, to watch over me - always.
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