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Funny Nut Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Nut" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut...then you fresh outta fu..in' luck!
Bernie Mac
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I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
Bill Murray
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I am like a hardware store. I screw. I nut. I bolt.
Nikhil Saluja
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Welcome to the strippin' game, partner. Blue, you ain't nothin'. All you do is spin records, that's all you do. Who'd you think you is, DJ Quick? Kid Kapri? Oh, then you must be Jimmie Walker. Blue you ain't nut-zin! You don't deserve nut-zin, you don't get nut-zin. You get what I give you. I got a contract betwinx me and you that say you do what I tell you to do. Therefore, shut the fu.., don't say nothin to me, don't even look at me. Tell you what, you better get on up outta my office and outta my face, before you get swole. -Dollar Bill
The Players Club
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When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it.
George H W Bush
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A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in.
Dean Koontz
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I'm a history nut.
Billy Joel
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You wanna fu..? Twenty g's for the nut.
Trina
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I'm a lifelong Disney nut.
Leonard Maltin
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I am not a madman or a nut.
Abdul Qadeer Khan
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They say the best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut.
Lil Wayne
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Actually, I've been a fanatical health nut for five years.
Jerome Hines
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Bust a nut in your eyes so you see where I'm cu.ing from.
Lil Wayne
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He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Insane Clown Posse
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Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.
Tony Randall
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
Superbad
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Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
Charles H Spurgeon
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