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Funny Office Good Quotes & Sayings
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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Please stop saying 'This is just like The Office' around the office.
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
Robert Frost
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time I left there I always felt like something good was about to happen.
Robin Yount
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I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
Wally Wang
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
Unknown
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You come to work because the office is a resource: The office is a place where you can meet with other people, and the office has libraries of books and information on CD-ROM that might help you with your work.
Jay Chiat
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There certainly is a good 'Tex Mex' restaurant very close to our office. My office is around 100 yards from it. I call it Tex Mex because every couple of years it's changed hands and changed name, I'm not exactly sure why!
Andrew Oliver
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I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.
Dylan Moran
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Unknown
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We have to give value to authority. We have to give value to office, being in office, holding office.
James Hillman
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside..
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At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside.
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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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