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Funny Old Age Jokesy Old Age Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame; Youth is hot and bold, age is weak and cold; Youth is wild, and age is tame.
William Shakespeare
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Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that old age has wisdom for its food, you will so conduct yourself in youth that your old age will not lack for nourishment.
Leonardo Da Vinci
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Harry S. Truman was broke and out of work at the age of 38. At the age of 45 he was the most powerful leader in the world.
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Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of more value than all the pleasures of youth.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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As technology advances, it reverses the characteristics of every situation again and again. The age of automation is going to be the age of do it yourself.
Marshall McLuhan
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I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
Henri Frederic Amiel
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Age has extremely little to do with anything that matters. The difference between one age and other is, as a rule, enormously exaggerated.
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Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
Aristotle
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Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.
Anne Bradstreet
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson
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Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
Doris Day
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I hate people who say 'Age is just a number'...Age is clearly a word.
Unknown
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Age will bring all things, and everyone knows, Madame, that twenty is no age to be a prude.
Moliere
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American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver's license age than at voting age.
Marshall McLuhan
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What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
Brigitte Bardot
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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
Plato
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It's sad for a girl to reach the age Where men consider her charmless, But it's worse for a man to attain the age Where the girls consider him harmless.
Unknown
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It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
Margaret Mead
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Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?
Desiderius Erasmus
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The age of chivalry has gone; the age of humanity has come.
Charles Sumner
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