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Funny Olympics Quotes & Sayings
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The Olympics are coming... and it's a big problem in American politics, because the problem with holding the Olympics this fall is that we're all going to be focused on the Olympics, and it makes that window of opportunity for Gore to win the election that much smaller.
Susan Estrich
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I think four Olympics is probably enough. Five Olympics is a long time, but there's nothing wrong with that if I'm into it and I'm healthy and my priorities can fit around that.
Bode Miller
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I have to consider my greatest accomplishments winning the Olympics because everything that I've done after that is really because of the Olympics.
Brian Boitano
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They want the Olympics. We ought to make sure they don't get the Olympics.
George Nethercutt
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China is only winning the Olympics because they made all the equipment...
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Going to the Olympics as a Maasai I want to make them proud because, after the warm welcome they gave me when I went back and being their leader, I want to also be the warrior in the Olympics. That will be something good because that will be the first Olympic gold medal for the Maasai.
David Rudisha
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You look at Governor Romney's record in the private sector, he helped turn businesses around. Certainly a decade ago he took what would have been an international disaster with the U.S. Olympics, and turned it around for America and made us great again with the Olympics in Salt Lake City.
Scott Walker
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It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you can't ask for much more.
Shawn Johnson
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I think the Special Olympics and the Olympics are actually pretty similar. We all have dreams and we all have goals. And you have to work hard to accomplish your dreams and goals.
Michael Phelps
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Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.....Get SET........TWERK!
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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I don't know what it means to be out there against the Olympics.
Yahoo Serious
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The Olympics: not one of my better memories.
Debi Thomas
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At an Olympics Game, you want to enjoy it, especially if you know it's going to be your last one.
Shannon Miller
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I had dreamed of being at the Olympics since I was 7 years old.
Michelle Kwan
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I think the Olympics could help us reach more people.
Graeme Murphy
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My life has been a whirlwind since the '94 Olympics.
Nancy Kerrigan
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The highlight of my career? The Olympics, of course.
Tara Lipinski
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People only see gymnastics on TV and in the Olympics at such an extreme.
Shawn Johnson
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