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Funny One Liner Running Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny One Liner Running" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him.
Mike Royko
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No, no, I never despair, because George Bush is not running the universe. He may be running the United States, he may be running the military, he may be running even the world, but he is not running the universe, he is not running the human heart.
Martin Sheen
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I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.
Robin Williams
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I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
Neil Armstrong
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Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'
Peter Maher
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I'm doing me up with a black coloured liner.
Adam Lambert
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To be anywhere near an enormous ocean liner when you are just like a fish in the water is frightening.
John Hawkes
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That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...
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Running doesnt mean arriving. Just because somebody is running doesn't mean they are running in the right direction. Just because someone has managed to start something before you doesnt mean they will finish before you. Stop competing with others but compete with yourself that way you will become better and not bitter.
Pamela Matongo
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Dear ladies, true love wouldn't care about your lip gloss. Or your eye liner. Or your dress. But your smile. Wear your smile first.
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You're the one I want running beside me during the zombie apocalypse.
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Stop reading this and keep running!
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We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Will Rogers
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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.
Jumbo Elliott
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
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I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.
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Mom, I love you more than a kidnapped white girl running into the arms of Charles Ramsey.
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If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that means I didnt run hard enough.
Steve Jones
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On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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