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Funny Onion Jo Quotes & Sayings
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Lava's really intense. Nobody saw the scene, but we did this action scene, and they cut out the part when she came in with this stinking-ass onion. And she was trying to cry, but she was squeezing this onion all over. The smell of the onion was just crazy. She's definitely in her own zone.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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He is like an onion , you have to peel it one at a time. -Sean
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All we have to do is to peel the shrines like an onion, and we will be with the king himself.
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Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet.
Sonya Levien
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When I wrote The Onion Field, I realized that my first two novels were just practice.
Joseph Wambaugh
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Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
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A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats.
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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Hes so windy he could blow up an onion sack.
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Your girl pu... smell like Sour Cream & Onion.
Mac Miller
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I'll bake the whole onion and replace it like its nothing ya I'm talkin straight cookies no oven.
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I'll bake the whole onion and replace it like its nothing, ya I'm talkin straight cookies no oven.
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
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The Onion Field made a real writer. And then I knew it was over, I couldn't be a cop anymore.
Joseph Wambaugh
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That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries!
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If the cops are coming, get the hopping, running. Quick & drop that onion, ain't no stopping young'n.
JR Writer
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The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado.
Demian Bichir
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The Onion Field, that one got pretty close to me because I was a cop when it happened. I saw some of the indifference that my police department showed to the surviving officer.
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