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OWNED YOU!! OWNED YOU!! -Brian O'Conner
Fast Five
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car
Carrie Snow
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All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.
Wislawa Szymborska
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We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
Gene Perret
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There is nothing better than knowing that we are owned by God in his will.
Unknown
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So how can you lose what you've never owned?
Lew Brown
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I am truly independently owned and operated.
Bret Michaels
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When I was four years old, my mother owned some tenements in the Bronx.
Cy Coleman
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My first record I owned was by Les Paul.
Bill Wyman
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America is practically owned by China.
Tom Winnifrith
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Years and sins are always more than owned
Italian Proverb
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The English (it must be owned) are rather a foul-mouthed nation.
William Hazlitt
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We are already too dependent on gambling revenue. If we continue, we will soon be owned by them.
Donald L Carcieri
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I remembered their songs but I had never owned a Beatles album.
Sheryl Lee
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I think it would be better if nobody owned anything, but they didn't starve. Had enough paint and enough pianos and everything else.
Arthur Boyd
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Carrie P Snow
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Jefferson owned slaves. He did not believe that all were created equal. He was a racist.
Stephen Ambrose
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He owned a service station, and I used to go there and piddle around - pump some gas, get in the way.
Jack Youngblood
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We owned what we learned back there; the experience and the growth are grafted into our lives.
Ellen Goodman
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