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I've never owned a gun, but I'm seriously considering owning one now. God forbid, if anything happened I would be prepared.
Alicia Keys
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No company fails in communist China, because they're all partly owned by the government.
Jim Bunning
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I had not starred in an independent film and it's about a woman who owned a hair salon.
Jenifer Lewis
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We owned a bearded collie for many years. Sophie. She was old, and she died last year.
Erika Slezak
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My dad's an architect and my mom owned a French bakery for twelve years.
Alison Lohman
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I don't want to be owned by a corporation and obliged to make a certain type of album. I want to be free.
Annie Lennox
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We've become a nation of wolves ruled by sheep. Owned by swine overfed & put to sleep.
Otep
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The first dog I had was owned by an abusive couple. He was very skittish. He wouldn't let me hold him. It was explained to me that it was because of how he was treated.
Casey Affleck
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John Barry was the first film composer I was aware of. As a teenager I owned several of his Bond soundtracks.
Carter Burwell
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The land which the Society of Jews will have secured by international law must naturally be privately owned.
Theodor Herzl
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.
Emeril Lagasse
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We understand that the real market value of Blockbuster may never be fully realized as a wholly owned part of Viacom.
Sumner Redstone
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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There wasn't much around. After the shows, we would go to an Italian restaurant that a friend of ours owned and so I didn't get a chance to see much. Actually, that holds true of most places I've been.
Connie Francis
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One can no longer live with people: it is too hideous and nauseating. Owners and owned, they are like the two sides of a ghastly disease.
David Herbert Lawrence
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I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.
Janet Street-Porter
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I have never solicited nor received money from Iraq for our campaign against war and sanctions. I have never seen a barrel of oil, never owned one, never bought one, never sold one.
George Galloway
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The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.
Chanakya
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When we came then to the 1967 negotiations we had the problem of one market between two countries fully under the control of the American companies that owned the facilities on both sides of the border.
Leonard Woodcock
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