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Funny Parent Drinking Night Out Quotes & Sayings
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during the night.
Robert Boughter
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I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.
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If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
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I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison
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Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.
Unknown
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
Unknown
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
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I met your baby moms last night. We took a picture together I hope she frames it! And I was drinking at the Palms last night and ended up losing everything that I came with.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
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There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?
Unknown
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