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Funny Parking Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Parking" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I just paid $6 to park in a parking structure, to go to Subway to get a $5 sandwich. I miss Oregon and huge parking lots.
Sara Underwood
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I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
Billy Connolly
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What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.
Newt Gingrich
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What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If [voters] care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.
Newt Gingrich
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Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
Unknown
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How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.
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Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
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Gay Republicans, how exactly does that work? 'We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots.'
Paula Poundstone
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.
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I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
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I hope twenty minutes of watching fireworks is worth the three hours it takes to find parking to watch fireworks.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.
Princess Diana
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Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?
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