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Funny Parrot Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Parrot" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Sorry my parrot learned your s.. noises.
Unknown
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He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!
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The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?
Mick Ralphs
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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How in the he-...ahem...SQUAWK!! -Iago the Parrot
Aladdin
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I'm a parrot. I can pick up an accent and just do it.
Brion James
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
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Teach a parrot the terms supply and demand and you've got an economist.
Thomas Carlyle
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.
Neil Innes
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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
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A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Billy Graham
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I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it...look at this, look at this, I'm so ticked off that I'm MOLTING! -Iago the Parrot
Aladdin
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Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.
Steve Irwin
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To a teacher of languages there comes a time when the world is but a place of many words and man appears a mere talking animal not much more wonderful than a parrot.
Joseph Conrad
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Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.
Saskya Pandita
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So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
Will Rogers
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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Smith
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Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
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A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip
Billy Graham
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