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Suggest Revision: Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad ass up.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
 
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Suggest Revision: Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
 
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Suggest Revision: The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
 
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Suggest Revision: Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn't want to marry him. Lets part before this goes any farther.
 
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Suggest Revision: You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal.
 
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Suggest Revision: I want someone who can buy me a new car...
 
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Suggest Revision: You're too young for me. I mean, too old. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either.
 
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Suggest Revision: My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture.
 
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