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NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
 
kevin_978
 Kevin McCarty quotes  | added by: kevin_978
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Suggest Revision: Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Josland quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
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Suggest Revision: You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
 
shinlovesyou
 Unknown quotes  | added by: shinlovesyou
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Suggest Revision: I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
 
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