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Funny Phone Disconnected Quotes & Sayings
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Have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected?
Shannen Doherty
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You probably don't have a big ol' house on the hill but if you did just imagine how it would feel. If your phone got disconnected, no cash, and ya gas cut off and the gal that you had that was helping just stepped the fu.. off.
Devin Tha Dude
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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
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So I put your phone on 'Airplane Mode' and threw it up in the air...Worst Transformer ever. Just saying...
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Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.
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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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Dear phone, Thank you for not making me look like a loner in awkward situations. Sincerely me
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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I used to believe in freedom of speech until I had to pay my first phone bill.
Suli Breaks
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So I just got on the phone and the engineer just patched me in and I did reports. I'd get a community leader and bring him to the phone, call up the station and do an interview over the phone with the guy.
Ed Bradley
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Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.
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Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging.
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So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...
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I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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