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Funny Pick Me Up Quotes & Sayings
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Being truly thankful means you do not take CREDIT. You admit that the blessings you enjoy were GIVEN to you. You didnt pick that spouse, raise those kids, buy that home, attend that church, get that jobYOU DIDNT PICK IT, God gave it to you.
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Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'
Mitch Hedberg
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If I could pick a moment out of all I have lived and always keep it new, I'd pick the moment I met you.
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You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny group than critics, you couldn't find a more bitter group of people!
Todd Phillips
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Actors don't get to pick movies; movies pick the actors.
Benicio Del Toro
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We don't have to have s.., let's just get naked and see what happens.
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Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces
Mae West
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
Mark McKinney
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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If I was given a choice between friends or food, and I had to pick one. I'd pick food, you can't eat friends, well...You can.
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By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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I believe in possibility, but I'm not sure I believe in demons. I was trying to like downgrade that word to superstition. 'Am I superstitious?' And I realized, 'No, but maybe it's superstition, maybe it's OCD. They might be closer than you think. Like when I pick a book off a shelf, I'll look at all of them. They're the exact same book with the exact same words inside, but I'll think that one is meant to go home with me. Now I sound crazy. And I'll never pick the first thing up off a shelf, it has to be the one behind.
Jennifer Carpenter
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You got to play a hundred and fifty games a year, so pick your spots. You can miss two games a month; so pick the days you're gonna be hurt, or you're gonna rest or you're gonna have a drink or two. The rest of the time, be on that field.
Hank Aaron
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I think real life reflects your movies. In your life, you pick stuff that influences what movie roles you wanna pick. I think if you've got an interesting life, you wanna do interesting movies about interesting things.
Chris Tucker
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I want to be that girl who he can take to his mothers house and make her smile, that girl he can't stop dreaming, talking or smiling about, the girl thats there for him when he needs me, the girl who brings out that faithful side of him, the girl who makes him laugh, the girl that he can pick out of millions and say she's the one I want, the girl who can pick him up when he's down, the girl he trust his heart with, the girl he gives his player card up for, I want to be his realist who he can love unconditionally, but most importantly I want to be his future and him my forever.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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