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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Don Rickles
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Nobody picks on a strong man.
Charles Atlas
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When someone picks up one of my songs and records it, I'm a flattered man, it's a blessing to me.
Smokey Robinson
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I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my gun and keeps on shooting.
Che Guevara
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As the artist picks his way along, rejecting and accepting as he goes, certain patterns of enquiry emerge.
Bridget Riley
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Knowing who you are takes pressure off. Just be you & let the chips fall where they may. Might surprise you to see who picks up the pieces.
Unknown
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Am I the only one who sits in the car when it rains, picks a raindrop, and cheers for it to beat all the other ones to the bottom?
Unknown
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That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early.
Prince Charles
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That awkward moment when Taco Bell picks a fight, and then someone asks if theyve got beef.
Unknown
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All I want is a cute summer fling where he picks me up in the middle of the night to sneak out and we just drive around and cruise.
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If s.. was a sport; ugly people would be considered Bench Warmers and virgins would be draft picks
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A Dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall, but instead picks you up and brushes you off, and lets you try again.
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My wife Mariana is a good photographer too and, like me, she just picks up a camera and takes a picture when she sees something, rather than looking too deeply into it.
Graeme Le Saux
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It's hard to go with a trend. As soon as it's out, everyone picks it up. It's important to stay true to yourself. Have fun with fashion instead of letting it dictate.
Estella Warren
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What has any poet to trust more than the feel of the thing? Theory concerns him only until he picks up his pen, and it begins to concern him again as soon as he lays it down.
John Ciardi
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A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again.
Nishan Panwar
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You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way.
Jon Cryer
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This is not the first time that Mexican authorities have handed over an Arab from a country with known Al Qaeda connections to a local sheriff across the border. FBI picks them up and disappears.
John Culberson
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